1 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:13,040 I can't stress enough the important- the heat of having a beautiful head of hair. 2 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:17,080 Totally agree. 3 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:22,280 My hair is my pride and my adornment. What would I be without? 4 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:27,120 - It's not good to say that. - One thing I have learned: 5 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:31,800 The hair of a man says everything about his personality. 6 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:36,520 A bald man is like a blank runic stick. 7 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:42,320 Zero personality. Zero content. 8 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,400 And we who have thick, strong hair, - 9 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:50,040 - has several options when it comes to appearance. 10 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:58,000 No, you are not tied to one weld like when you are bald. 11 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,160 Hello, hello. 12 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,680 My dearest wife. You are so - so beautiful. 13 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:12,800 - Thank you, darling. - I couldn't get a better wife. 14 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:17,560 I couldn't get a better man. But we almost have to go now. 15 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:22,320 A guest of honor will not come too late for Jarl Bjørn's party. 16 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:27,040 - Am I good with my hair? - Absolutely top. Well done, Dog. 17 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:31,320 Do you make the combs ready until I come back? 18 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:38,080 Then we can experiment with new ones welders and hairstyles and ... I'm looking forward to it. 19 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:41,080 Have a nice time. 20 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,680 Wolf! Finally you are here. My very best friend. 21 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:52,000 Reidun. More beautiful than ever. 22 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:56,360 Bjørn, there is no man I put higher. 23 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,840 Just like that. Just like that. 24 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:05,840 We are soul mates who have known each other since we were pacifier babies. 25 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:12,560 We share a worldview, humor and speak confidentially with each other. 26 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:16,280 We respect each other's peculiarities. 27 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:20,320 And we dare to be vulnerable in front of each other. 28 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,360 We do, Varg. 29 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:30,600 And you have been an invaluable support- plays when life has not been easy. 30 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:36,320 If everyone had a best friend like that, the world would be a better place. 31 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,000 Toast! 32 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:45,920 I think you're starting getting thin in the twine, me? 33 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,960 -That it was? -Nothing. 34 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:53,400 Only that you starting to get a little thin in the string. 35 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,560 -Yes, right? - No, don't say that, then. 36 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:01,080 - The mane of hair is his great pride. -Mane and mane. 37 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:05,040 Congratulations on Midgard's closest mane. 38 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:12,920 Midgard's closet mane? Absolutely. Good humor, that. 39 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,760 No. Sorry, my Wolf, don't think about it. 40 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:23,880 You look just as good with thin hair. Maybe even nicer, actually. 41 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:27,560 -You are actually wearing hair loss. -Absolutely. 42 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:33,800 It was not meant to be a joke. Hair loss can be psychologically stressful. 43 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:40,520 - I hope you can forgive me? -You are forgiven. No problem. 44 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:44,600 I'm not the type to hold grudges. 45 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,960 Then we sit down to the table! 46 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,880 (Shouts in the distance.) 47 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,160 Up there! 48 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,600 Stop! 49 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,760 Stop! Run! 50 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:35,280 Up! Up! 51 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,200 Shut up! Don't scream! 52 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:05,280 I think you're starting to get skinny... 53 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,720 You are actually dressing hair loss… 54 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:13,280 Congratulations on Midgards closet mane ... 55 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,960 -You're not mad about those hair things? - No, no. 56 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:25,840 There should be some ceiling height among us good friends. 57 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:29,520 I felt guilty because I laughed. 58 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:35,080 Beloved, laughter is a spontaneous emotional outburst. 59 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:38,680 It's something over which you have no control. 60 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:42,360 - OK. Sorry anyway. - No problem. 61 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,720 I think it's a bit cold here. 62 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:50,040 I think it's a decent temperature, me. 63 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:54,360 I feel like it to be a little warmer. 64 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,600 Just sit, I'll take care of it. 65 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,200 My girl. 66 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:26,440 The dostang system is based on mutual trust. 67 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:31,040 Here is the body's most private parts on display. 68 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:35,240 It is everyone's responsibility to stay away. 69 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:42,280 Yesterday we had an episode where the dostang bandit was very daring. 70 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,280 Oddvar? 71 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:50,720 I sit on the dostanga, fit mine own affairs, sense peace and no danger. 72 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:56,400 Suddenly a hand comes shooting up from the ground - 73 00:10:56,480 --> 00:11:00,280 - and starts caressing my scrotum. 74 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:07,520 In a perfect world if we had a separate cubicle, - 75 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,520 - but unfortunately we are not there yet. 76 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:17,320 Worm! Come up here. 77 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:27,040 Now it is important that the entire chieftain- the family stands together and shows disgust. 78 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,880 Yes. First I must say that - 79 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:36,480 - my thoughts go to Oddvar and his nearest and dearest. 80 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:39,680 But I think she got her punishment - 81 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:44,280 - for what I call innocent fox streaks. 82 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:48,440 These are not fox stripes! This is abuse. 83 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:54,640 The thought that she there has stared me into the brown eye, - 84 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:58,320 - it's traumatic. Quite simply. 85 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:03,480 I will have to work a lot to get over this. 86 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:07,400 But we know nothing about her motivation. 87 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:11,680 - Maybe she needs to vent something. -Worm... 88 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:18,120 Maybe she has been kept out whole life, was excluded from things, - 89 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:23,760 - then sneaking around the dostanga is her way of feeling closeness. 90 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:34,560 So... But what do I know? Nothing. It will be pure guesswork. A hypothesis. 91 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:40,760 Thanks for the input, Orm. But the trust is broken in a nasty way. 92 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:45,480 That is why we will send the dostang bandit to Helheim. 93 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:48,920 Where dostang bandits belong. 94 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,600 No! 95 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,320 Wait! Wait! You have been deceived! 96 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:09,240 I will say who the dostang bandit is! 97 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:17,640 Yes, and it will send shock waves throughout Norheim. 98 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,600 It is none other than… 99 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:32,360 The scrotum peeper, it's… 100 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:39,880 I just lost my patience a little. She pulled it a little too far. 101 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:45,240 She enjoyed being the center of attention a little too long for my taste. 102 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,720 Werewolf? 103 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,440 Wolf! 104 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:12,080 Wolf! 105 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,800 Werewolf? 106 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,480 Oh! 107 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:32,080 Nothing. The eye looks perfectly fine. 108 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,320 How was the party, then? 109 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,960 Looks like it went well. 110 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:47,200 - Take me home. - Where is Reidun? 111 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,880 Your wife. Reidun. Will she come home? 112 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:55,200 I want to go home. Take me home. 113 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,760 Come on! Grab and go! 114 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:25,920 Food! It is genital today. 115 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:36,440 - What do we say then? -Thanks. Thank you very much. 116 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,960 Abrupt! 117 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:57,000 It's okay to have a mark in the bread, but what is that aftertaste, then? 118 00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:00,320 He said it was genital. 119 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:04,640 So it's safe an aftertaste of unwashed genitalia. 120 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,760 That he wants to, that is. 121 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:16,840 Pun? It's just so mean. 122 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,600 He must be testing us. To see if we complain. 123 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:25,520 But I won't break down. I will persevere - for you. 124 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:32,400 In this miserable world you are the only thing that keeps me up. 125 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:36,040 We must work and struggle for one day - 126 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:41,560 - when the Vikings understand that we deserve our freedom. 127 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:47,640 Did you know that the chief free one slave family every year? 128 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,720 Why couldn't it be us this year? 129 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:57,720 It might be a good idea to tone it down those expectations a little, Arnstein. 130 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:03,440 Just know that anyway whether we get that freedom or not, - 131 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:07,040 - then I love you. 132 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:13,400 And I love you. So long we stick together, we are strong. 133 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:17,080 Then there is nothing that can break us. 134 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,680 (A twig snaps.) 135 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,600 -Hey, hey. - Hello. 136 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,560 Worm! 137 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,880 Worm! 138 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:28,000 Come on, then. I know you're here! 139 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,600 Snake? 140 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,800 Snake? 141 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,680 Worm! 142 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,960 Snake? 143 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,960 Snake? 144 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:32,520 -Worm. - Hildur. Hello. You look so pretty today. 145 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,680 I just had to fix a few things... 146 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:40,400 What are you doing? Did you dig those things here? 147 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,080 What are you doing then? 148 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:47,920 I suggest we just forgetting what hasn't happened. 149 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:52,920 I know very well what has happened. I knew you were the dostang bandit. 150 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:59,320 I? It must be allowed to crawl around dostanga in underground caves - 151 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,760 - without being accused of anything. 152 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,960 And him? Which one did he eat? 153 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:30,960 First he ate one like that, and then a big piece of this. 154 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:36,000 - Then it's deadly, then. - It may have been the first as well. 155 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:41,400 Can't you eat it, Kark, so we'll see what happens? 156 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,160 It's not worse than that. 157 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,920 What do you do for a living? 158 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,960 We are trying to find out which mushrooms are edible. 159 00:21:56,040 --> 00:22:03,200 Depending on how things go with Kark, have we found a new one we can eat. 160 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,640 But Olav, you must come. 161 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:11,720 -Are you okay, Kark? - This looks promising. 162 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,840 Worm! 163 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:35,360 - What do you have to say about this? -Can't we focus on other things? 164 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:40,040 Can't we just focus on something else? 165 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:46,800 To sit in hiding behind the dostanga and watch people make out? 166 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,760 It doesn't get any lower than that. 167 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:56,800 You haven't just sat and stared… You took the life of an innocent lady. 168 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:04,600 If people get to know about this… At best, you'll be niding. 169 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:13,200 And it reflects so badly on me as a sister-in-law. That is the most important thing. 170 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:32,720 The last thing I promised dad before him died, was to make a man of you. 171 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,120 Oh yes? 172 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:41,120 But then it boiled a bit out of whack, really. 173 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:46,080 There was much else that was tempting. A lot of stuff, actually. 174 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,720 -Among other things, so... - But now it's time. 175 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,960 -No. - Yeah. You must join the journey. 176 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,760 You must mutilate, loot and: 177 00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:02,400 You must deal with proper ones viking thing, not that pawn thing. 178 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,880 Pawning is my life! I refuse! I hate you! 179 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:11,800 I'm your big brother and your chief. I decide. 180 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,920 No, because I'm actually almost 18! 181 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:20,440 Besides, Hildur and I have decided that you will get married. 182 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,680 You will get a wife that can make you a man. 183 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,360 -No. - You said it yourself. You lack closeness. 184 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,520 I refuse! It doesn't happen. 185 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:36,280 We are talking about someone who is bound to you for the rest of your life. 186 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:39,960 Someone you should be with until death. 187 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,520 So much? 188 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,040 Bound, almost, to me? 189 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:52,200 Never again alone and on constant search for companionship? 190 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:56,040 Never alone again, Orm. 191 00:24:56,120 --> 00:25:00,800 And we know of one who had suited you perfectly. 192 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,160 Who then? 193 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:38,120 - Frøya, it's Chief Olav! - And Hildur! The First Lady! 194 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,920 Let me take care of the talking. 195 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:47,160 Look here, yes. Is this where you live, Frøya? 196 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:51,320 Pleasant space. Lots of carcasses. 197 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,440 Are there any animals left? in the woods now, then? 198 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,400 Yes. 199 00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:01,400 Yes, since you have shot so many animals. A funny comment. 200 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:05,040 Yes, it's expensive again. 201 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,200 I just go straight to the point. 202 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:16,560 Yes, now it is like that my brother, Orm, has become single, - 203 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:21,160 - and then it opens up an incredibly exciting opportunity. 204 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,840 Snake, you said? 205 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,800 - I don't think I've met him. -A man of honor. 206 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:33,800 Or he has the potential to be if the conditions are put in place. 207 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:39,440 -So he's not a man of honor now? - No, but he will be. 208 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:44,280 And must Odin provide that I get stabbed in the stomach - 209 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:48,040 - and the intestines torn out, if he won't be. 210 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:53,600 I think I'll take over the conversation. Go for a walk and we'll have a chat with the ladies. 211 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,360 That's how we do it. 212 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,400 The frog... 213 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,960 - Worm is perfect for you. - Yes, right? 214 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:14,000 Frøya ... And you are perfect for him. He needs you. 215 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:20,800 -Why that? -He needs a woman with a bone in her nose. 216 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:26,480 Which is a little rough around the edges and can shake him out of his comfort zone - 217 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,480 - and attract some new interests. 218 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:35,560 -New interests? -Get him interested in this… 219 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:41,040 Do not pawn, dye fabrics and make flower wreaths. 220 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:44,600 Doesn't sound like it as a perfect match for me. 221 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:51,440 Frøya, that's exactly what it is. Opposites attract each other. 222 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:55,000 -Opposites attract each other. -Never heard. 223 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,840 It has only been read out and passed. 224 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:04,440 You don't want to move to Norheim, then? And don't live out here in Gokk? 225 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:09,200 Get yourself a longhouse and slaves and... 226 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,120 All the food you want, clothes and... 227 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,440 Everything you have to work so hard for now. 228 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,720 I hear what you're saying. But I'm not interested. 229 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:24,480 -If you could take care of yourself... - Let it marinate a bit, then. 230 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:30,560 And think about whether hunting animals is optimal, - 231 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:35,800 - or if there is something better to keep up with? 232 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:44,280 - So it went pretty well? - You could command her, then. 233 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:48,440 - You have a slightly weak leadership style at the moment. - Do you think? 234 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:53,600 When you're so evasive, dries my pussy in a bit, that is. 235 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,280 Does it do that? 236 00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:01,720 And to say that Odin can stab you if Orm doesn't become a man of honor... 237 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:07,400 No, I got a little carried away there. I wouldn't worry about it. 238 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:12,400 Odin has better things to do than listening to everything I say. 239 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:22,440 Here, Wolf. Here I have a hot water bottle. 240 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,320 Like that. 241 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:30,840 - Is it true that I have a hole in my hat? -What? 242 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,880 No. 243 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,440 I want to see. Give me a sword. 244 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:40,200 -A ...? -Sword. I can't say r! 245 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:46,760 You have been through a traumatic experience. That r is coming back. 246 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:02,680 Oh! Skull... I have gone bald. 247 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:07,800 Indeed. I never have noticed. New to me. 248 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:11,120 You've been bugging me for years. 249 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:15,800 You Wolf... To be completely honest with you, - 250 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:19,480 - then you look much nicer with a solid moon. 251 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:25,160 You will be much more interesting… Yes, people will be curious about you. 252 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:30,360 You, what are they saying? Change pleases? 253 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,720 No one has started saying that.